The Story Of The Alpine Burger

A very real story. We have photos.

The Adventures of Professor Mike

One fateful day, while waiting for his laundry to finish in the dryer, Professor Mike found himself engrossed in a travel magazine featuring stunning photographs of the Alps. As he admired the snow-capped peaks and serene alpine landscapes, a wild idea sparked in his mind—to embark on a culinary journey to the heart of the Alps and bring back the essence of its flavors to his local burger spot.

While traversing a steep trail in the Alps, Professor Mike heard a distant "moo" echoing through the mountains. Curious, he followed the sound and discovered a group of friendly Swiss cows grazing on lush alpine pastures. The cows, delighted by his company, offered him freshly made Swiss cheese as a token of friendship.

After receiving the cow’s kind gesture, Professor Mike spotted a mischievous squirrel darting through the alpine trees with a handful of mushrooms in its paws. Determined to add a touch of earthiness to his burger, he engaged in a playful game of chase with the squirrel until it finally surrendered its prized mushrooms.

Catching his breath, Professor Mike began a peaceful hike along a babbling alpine stream. He stumbled upon a patch of wild arugula growing alongside the water's edge- The peppery leaves beckoning him, promising a fresh and zesty addition to his mountain-inspired creation.

After a long and rewarding day, Professor Mike began setting up camp for the night. Fumbling with his tent, he didn’t realize the campfire had gotten too hot, and the onions he had dug up from the ground meant for dinner ended up crispy and golden. An idea struck - crispy onions would create the perfect crunchy texture for his burger.

Thinking his burger was complete, Professor Mike began his trek home. Taking a different path on the way back, he encountered a wise hermit named Herb, who was known for his culinary expertise. This legend of the Alps was intrigued by Professor Mike's commitment to the quest for the ultimate burger, and so Herb revealed a closely guarded secret—the recipe for a magical sauce passed down through generations of mountain hermits. With a blend of alpine herbs, spices, and a hint of mystery, the secret sauce added the perfect enchanting flavor that Professor Mike didn’t even know he was missing.

And thus lies the legend of the Alpine Burger… Armed with Swiss cheese from friendly cows, mushrooms from a playful squirrel, arugula from alpine meadows, crispy fried onions, and the secret sauce from wise hermit Herb, Professor Mike returned to his hometown with a burger creation that combined the majesty of the Alps with the joy of culinary adventure.

Professor Mike with his new animal friends.

Professor Mike on a long hike.

Proof Professor Mike did eventually get the tent up.

Try the Alpine Burger, April’s burger special, on your next visit!

Put it on your calendar to come back in May and read more about Professor Mike’s adventures!!