
The Story Of The Jacked Up Dog
The Adventures of Professor Mike
It was a sunny afternoon at Harvey Washbangers. As Professor Mike attended to the daily laundry grind, a vintage baseball card fluttered out from a customer's forgotten laundry basket. The card depicted legendary player Freddy “Fastball” Frankfurter swinging for the fences, his determined gaze capturing the essence of America's favorite pastime.
Inspired by this serendipitous discovery, Professor Mike's imagination took flight. He envisioned a dish that would capture the excitement of a day at the ballpark and knew he had to make this happen.
Professor Mike first paid a visit to Popcorn Pete, a jovial vendor at the local ballpark and regular at Harvey Washbangers, for advice on how to begin this culinary escapade. Known for his love of Cracker Jacks, Popcorn Pete's eyes twinkled as he shared tales of baseball games past and the joy of munching on caramel-coated popcorn. While Popcorn Pete reminisced on watching his favorite teams in years past, Professor Mike’s wheels started turning and he knew what he had to do.
First, he sought the expertise of Slugger Sally, the power-hitting first baseman for the Gouda Gophers. Sally introduced him to the smooth and creamy notes of Gouda cheese, likening it to the perfectly executed double plays she made on the field.
Next, Professor Mike met with Curveball Carl, the crafty pitcher for the BBQ Bandits. Carl's sauces had a spin that left taste buds guessing, and his BBQ sauce—a blend of tangy sweetness and smoky depth—was the perfect pitch for this new dish.
As he delved deeper into his culinary adventure, Professor Mike turned to Homer Hank, the hard-hitting outfielder for the Bacon Bombers. Hank's crispy bacon was legendary, and it added the perfect savory and salty element to the flavors Professor Mike had already acquired.
With Slugger Sally's Gouda cheese, Curveball Carl's BBQ sauce, and Homer Hank's crispy bacon, Professor Mike knew he was on to something… But the hot dog still didn’t feel complete.
Professor Mike thought back to Popcorn Pete and his passion for the game. “How do we make people feel like this while eating this hot dog?” he thought to himself. Suddenly, it came to him. Throwing a curveball of his own, Professor Mike added Cracker Jacks to top off the hot dog.
The Jack’d Up Dog became a grand slam at Harvey Washbangers. Each bite was a tribute to the crack of the bat, the roar of the crowd, and the joy of a day spent enjoying America's favorite pastime. This was the dish that would bring back heartfelt game day memories to anyone who tried it.
And so, another chapter unfolded in the Adventures of Professor Mike, where culinary creativity and baseball magic collided to create a dish to bring smiles and nostalgia to every diner's face.
Try the Jacked Up Dog, June’s special, on your next visit!
Put it on your calendar to come back in July and read more about Professor Mike’s adventures!!